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1 OMG Srsly This is not Funny on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:58 pm

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I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar.Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,
"Hello, are you three lassies(aka Lesbians) from Scotland?"
One of them screeched,
"It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied,
"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And...that's the last thing I remember....

2 Re: OMG Srsly This is not Funny on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:47 pm

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By the way lassies aka lesbians? Aren't lassies = young women in Scottish?

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3 Re: OMG Srsly This is not Funny on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:32 pm

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Dryvuu wrote: By the way lassies aka lesbians? Aren't lassies = young women in Scottish?
Websters
las·sie[las-ee] noun
a young girl; lass.
Origin:
1715–25; lass + -ie

Do they look anywhere near the looks of a SWT(Sweet Young Thing)

4 Re: OMG Srsly This is not Funny on Wed May 01, 2013 10:46 am

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By the way everytime I look at your nick it reminds me of this song:

I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change

Good song!

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5 Re: OMG Srsly This is not Funny on Sat May 04, 2013 10:45 pm

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y the way everytime I look at your nick it reminds me of this song:
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change

Good song!

Dryvuu You like scorpions? yea?

6 Re: OMG Srsly This is not Funny on Sat May 04, 2013 11:04 pm

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Yes I do. I prefer their earlier albums. Wind of change is alright. You do this song at your karaoke sessions?

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7 Re: OMG Srsly This is not Funny on Mon May 06, 2013 3:04 pm

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Deyvuu wrote:
Yes I do. I prefer their earlier albums. Wind of change is alright. You do this song at your karaoke sessions?

Ya and I go to Tiananmen KTV and do karaoke during my business deals.Sometimes beautiful China ladies come into my cubicle as I call it and sing with me Mandarin Hokkien and Engrish songs.

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