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1 Cold Joke Thread on Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:10 am

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Start this Cold Joke Thread, so everyone can share their cold jokes here...i start first ok? haha

one day, there is a archery competition.
the first guy comes up, and said "Son! put this watermelon on your head."
After he shot, the spectators screamed "WUAH! WHO ARE YOU?"
first guy: "I am Robin Hood."

2nd guy comes up: "Son! put this apple on your head!"
2nd guy shoots
Spectators: "WUAH! WHO ARE YOU?"
2nd guy: "I am 后羿!" (a guy in chinese mythology that shot down 8 other suns. if i nvr rmbr wrong)

3rd guy comes up: "Aiya. SON! put this GRAPE on your head!"
3rd guy shoots
Spectators: "WWWUUUUUAAAH!!! WHO IS THIS GUY??!?!?!"










3rd guy: "I am Sorry"

2 Re: Cold Joke Thread on Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:56 am

Sakuragi


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u means the 3rd shooter kill his son ?!

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3 Re: Cold Joke Thread on Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:18 pm

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Heard recently that tis young Couple , Chinese spouse wth angmoh hubby whom had frequent quarrels , hubby tried to please wife by sending an SMS to her the next day .... so he tried being creative so he sent a txt ....in mandarin accent ( i love u ! ) , it read like this ...... " WAR I Need ! " ....
guess what his wife will do ????

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4 Re: Cold Joke Thread on Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:27 am

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joke told by my retired chinese-teacher aunt (in a typical retired chinese teacher prim manner)

(in mandarin) "who is not afraid of sitting on top of potato?"
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"hao nan ren, gan zhuo gan dang"

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5 Re: Cold Joke Thread on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:25 am

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chaoturtur wrote:joke told by my retired chinese-teacher aunt (in a typical retired chinese teacher prim manner)

(in mandarin) "who is not afraid of sitting on top of potato?"
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"hao nan ren, gan zhuo gan dang"

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chaoturtur, very chow chaoturtur!!!
made me bust beer on in mouth onto my computer screen

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6 Re: Cold Joke Thread on Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:39 pm

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